Reception & Food Quality Control Officer

Shadow is allegedly the fastest 3 legged lercher in the world.
Her main duties are sleeping, welcoming guests, running super fast
and eating any food that is left unattended on the grounds!

Cuddle Officer

Mario (left) will make sure to be cuddled as much as he can during your stay.
He's a master in purring. On the right his brother, Luigi, decided to travel the world and temporarily relocated down the road minding a chicken coup.

Landscape Officer

Gary is a miniature Shetland pony and he comes all the way from West Cork.
His mainly in charge of landscaping the gardens and keeping the grass down.
He likes going for walks down at Inch Beach!
 

Food Waste Management Officer

Doris is the on site composting machine!
She will be delighted in eliminating all the food scraps from the kitchen.
She's also half blind but knows well her food!

Insect & Worm Containment Officers

Last year Curry & Nugget escaped the hectic life of Cork city to join the tranquil rural life. They have learned how to dodge the occasional fox and are excellent crumb peckers!

Residents of the Inch Hideaway.

Apologies, but this was the most serious picture we could find.